If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck - it must be a wife

Lawyers are deeply involved in immigration, often at public expense. Muslims can bring 4 "wives" to live in the UK. So it's about time lawyers prosecuted the Home Secretary and/or Prime Minister for allowing bigamists to live here..... Doubtless the 4 wives Muslims are allowed to bring to the UK aren't called "wives" for the purpose of conforming to British law. Because bigamy is illegal. But if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck - it must be a wife.